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11-17-2004, 08:54 AM
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Q: Did you say use the force?
A: That really was obvious.
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine!  (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003 
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#3642
11-17-2004, 11:25 PM
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Q: Did you know? If it exists - then it doesn't not exist!
A: High or Low, I'm not quite sure.
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#3643
11-18-2004, 04:17 AM
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Q: Captain, what did the computer say to set the proton oven to so we can have a turkey...in about 5 milliseconds?
A: This isn't fair! I want to ask the question! I don't trust you with the power of asking questions to my silly answers.
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#3644
11-18-2004, 06:58 AM
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Q: Hey, did you hear? I get to ask you a question.
 A: No, that was just you using incorrect logic.
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The strength of a civilization is not measured by its ability to wage wars, but rather by its ability to prevent them. - Gene Roddenberry
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#3645
11-18-2004, 08:05 AM
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Q: Doesn't 45 OR 22 = 59?
A: Some ancient guy said the same thing.
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Screwing with the Crusader Kings name files: $0 Adding a few modern names: $0 Making a few obscure references: $0 Watching your brother freak out when he realized he just married his heir to "Remilie de Bourgogne": PRICELESS
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#3646
11-18-2004, 09:54 AM
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Q: When all else fails, stop using all else.
A: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Alexia: You have to laugh, or you'd kill yourself xD Lostoyannaya: Yes. Now take that noose off your neck and get down from the chair. IN THAT ORDER.
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#3647
11-18-2004, 10:14 AM
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Q: Chilli pie with cheese?
A: That's okay.
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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#3648
11-18-2004, 04:13 PM
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Q: Hey, you are on fire!
A: Ignore the answer to your question, it's stupid and will not help you increase your knowledge of the universe.
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#3649
11-19-2004, 12:54 AM
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Q:Woah, like, this is the best stuff ever man, like, did you ever wonder why, like, if you look into space, if the cosmonauts are, like, watching you with their spyware and using the info to give to George Bush so he can like make the debt bigger and blame it on your lawnmower?
A: No, really, he is sane.
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11-19-2004, 01:09 AM
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Q: Are you sure he isnt crazy? He keeps going on and on about spying aliens and his lawnmower being possessed by the government.
A: Yeah, and next you will be telling me they are making a Barney vs. Spongebob movie
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#3651
11-19-2004, 03:46 AM
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Q: Did you hear about all the cartoon movies coming out - I even hear they have a dueling one!
A: Put it in your LJ, or don't. Meh.
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#3652
11-19-2004, 04:53 AM
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Q: Want to hear about my long boring day?
A: Let me guess, you just pissed off the Borg. I suggest we get out of here.
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#3653
11-19-2004, 07:27 AM
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Q: Oh no...was that the time-space-destroy-the-borg button?
A: Here, have a Mento.
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#3654
11-19-2004, 11:27 PM
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Q: Can I have one?
A: 1,523,239.478 - approximately.
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#3656
11-20-2004, 08:20 PM
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Q: What do you think of this music?
A: I don't think "however" is the right word to use there.
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#3657
11-20-2004, 08:50 PM
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Q: When we however got our however, it however however!
A:It's all right, but not a patch on the charleston.... everyone come to the forum at http://s4.invisionfree.com/the_Hydra...rums/index.php for pie!
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O to be wafted away From this black aceldama of sorrow; Where the dust of an earthy today Is the earth of a dusty tomorrow!
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#3658
11-20-2004, 09:23 PM
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Q: Where can we get some pie?
A: Hehehe.
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#3659
11-21-2004, 01:19 AM
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Q: Chilli.
A: That doesn't seem like the best idea.
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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11-21-2004, 01:20 AM
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Q: What are the truer words that are never spoken?
A: T
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