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11-15-2004, 12:14 AM
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Q: You do realize that even in the worst circumstances you only need two of those?
A: The Candlestick.
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11-15-2004, 05:12 AM
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Q: Colonel Mustard in the Ballroom with the... the...
A: 52%
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#3623
11-15-2004, 10:55 AM
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Q: What was that percentage?
A: With Miss Scarlet!
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#3624
11-15-2004, 10:55 AM
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Q: What percentage of people will show up to class still hungover from the cast party?
A: What happens in the cast party, gets retold to all the drunk people by the designated drivers.
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#3625
11-15-2004, 11:39 AM
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Q: What happened at the cast party?
A: 23% alcohol, 4% dried onions, the rest is water.
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O to be wafted away From this black aceldama of sorrow; Where the dust of an earthy today Is the earth of a dusty tomorrow!
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#3626
11-15-2004, 11:12 PM
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Q: What's in that drink?
A: Out of Paper.
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#3627
11-16-2004, 02:38 AM
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Q: What does the "OOP" on the Xerox machine mean?
A: er...uh...BARK!
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#3629
11-16-2004, 02:50 AM
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Q: *High squeaky voice* wannagooutwithmecaptainpicard?pleasepleaseplease?
A: Uh, no!
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#3630
11-16-2004, 04:20 AM
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Q: Uh, yes!
A: MSNBC!
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#3631
11-16-2004, 06:20 AM
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Q: What's that channel we dont get?
A: 2 parts wierdness, one part darkened green room.
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#3632
11-16-2004, 07:39 AM
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Q: Hey, what exactly is going on in Holodeck 7?
A: Oh, that mythical beast.
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Screwing with the Crusader Kings name files: $0 Adding a few modern names: $0 Making a few obscure references: $0 Watching your brother freak out when he realized he just married his heir to "Remilie de Bourgogne": PRICELESS
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#3633
11-16-2004, 09:46 AM
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Q: Nick Bottom is dancing with all the fairies. I think Oberon is getting jealous.
A: Oh, what horrible fate! Oh, what hidious rate!
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#3634
11-16-2004, 11:28 PM
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Q: He died run over by a cart. They charged $5,000 a part.
A: The plane, it flew into the sky. However, John did not die.
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#3635
11-17-2004, 12:30 AM
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Q: I need a poem right now for English, it's due in like, 2 minutes. Can you make one up right now?
A: Oh, that's wonderful.
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What further instructions could there be besides, 'Kiss your ass goodbye'?
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#3636
11-17-2004, 03:17 AM
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Q: Wanna go to Wonderful Land?
A: No, not THAT way!
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#3637
11-17-2004, 03:32 AM
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Q: This way?
A: Easy as...oops, we burned the pie.
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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#3638
11-17-2004, 03:35 AM
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Q: Do you know how to bake a pie?
A: June 4th, 2005
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#3639
11-17-2004, 03:51 AM
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Q: Next fiver publish date?
A: Use a Shovel.
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#3640
11-17-2004, 04:50 AM
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Q: Spoon?
A: FORK!
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