Answer --> Question game

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Stop speaking that gobblygoop and get back to reading Nancy Drew!



A: Or they may have, oh I dont know, went on vacation and forgot to write?[/colorost_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Berman and Braga are making us wait for Enterprise on purpose. There's a major cliffhanger and they don't want to explain for a while.

A: That's another possibility. Let's run.[/colorost_uid0]

[AKAArzosah]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: That noise [iost_uid0]may[/iost_uid0] have been the police running away in terror as you said, but what if it was just them loading their guns?

A: So first we put giant megaphones at the north and south poles, then we play Pinky and the Brain music endlessly, and then when everybody goes crazy, we steal all their left shoes.[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: So how are you going to annoy all those people in standing in line for three days waiting for "Star Wars: More CGI, Less Plot"?


A: Look, over there! There is the answer, in that mall![/colorost_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: It's common knowledge the answer is 42. Now just to find a question.

A: Very nice, but I asked for the question.[/colorost_uid0]

[AKAArzosah]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]not the Q: The Answer is yes, with apple sauce.

A: Guards! Monsters are attacking![/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Oh, look, there are John and TopHatMan back again. What do you say to THAT?


A: Aye! That's a mighty big Horn of Gondor![/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What is that noise? GAK!

A: Oh goodie, I earned a "GAK! immunity for a week" card for doing that.[/colorost_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: So you made John stay dead for three whole hours?

A: My mommy says I shouldn't talk to strangers.[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Why didn't you shake John and TopHatMan's hands at the "AnnoyingLand Character Theme Park"?



A: That's Johnny Depp, silly![/colorost_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Who's that guy wearing a top hat over there?

A: Right. Exactly how was I supposed to know that?[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: The first number is one.

A: Today's story is about *beep* and *beeeeeep*...[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: So, Prof, why did you rate today's lecture as "R"?


A: Over their you will find the books-whose-subjects-you-should-not-speak-of.[/colorost_uid0]

[Michiel]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Excuse me. Where can I find books on the correct way to spell 'there'?

[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] I think he's the sort of man people emigrate to avoid.[/colorost_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Who's the magician wandering around some mall, over there?

A: Don't know, don't care... So who was it?[/colorost_uid0]

[Michiel]

[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Would you happen to know someone who always answers a question with a question?

[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Why would I want to use that one when I have a perfectly good one right here?[/colorost_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: You need to use paint from [iost_uid0]this[/iost_uid0] can for the rest of the fence.

A: Of [iost_uid0]course[/iost_uid0] I want one, but only if it smells nice.[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Do you want a bag of old potatoes?


A: Look, I realize you dont like him, but at least try and get along![/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: You put me in the same room as TopHatMan, and you expect me to be nice to him?

A: Rubarb[/colorost_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: In your opinion, what should be the next forum obsession?

A: Yes, he asked for my number.[/colorost_uid0]