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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: But captain, the warp scale only goes up till warp ten, and nobody's even reached warp ten, anyway. Besides, you know this ship can go no faster than warp nine.
A: Stop mentioning him, for crying out loud![/colorost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way. |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: ....and then John died and the Top Hat Man won.
A: Well, I would rather ignore the rule than obey it, Mr. John and Top Hat Man.[/colorost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!) Needing more sleep since before 2003 |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: New Rule: No more mentioning of John or TopHatMan.
A: Then why do we have to suffer?[/colorost_uid0] |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: I really like to play bagpipes over loudspeakers.
A: So yah, I guess so, but I dont understand what that has to do with The Top Hat Man or John.[/colorost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!) Needing more sleep since before 2003 |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] You keep mentioning two individuals completely unknown to me.
[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Because he didn't deserve it. And neither do you![/colorost_uid0]
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The strength of a civilization is not measured by its ability to wage wars, but rather by its ability to prevent them. - Gene Roddenberry |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Why must everyone constantly berate the Top Hat Man?
A: Turn left. No, the other left![/colorost_uid0]
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Sig v8.2.2 No, I don't know what I'm doing, but I'm going to go and do it anyway. *pokes avatar* Made by a good LJ friend. Thanks Ani! Dark Blues: I'm going to kill you! Enzan: Not if I kill me first! Dark Blues: You...are aware my goal is accomplished either way, right? Enzan: ...Yeah... |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Where in this four-dimensional space do you think point P would be?
A: Guess what [iost_uid0]I've[/iost_uid0] been doing the whole day. Except travelling to Utrecht and back for [iost_uid0]2.5 freaking hours[/iost_uid0], that is.[/colorost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way. |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: So I wrote this really long story about John and Top Hat Man. But then the story reached this part where the only solution was to have slash. Ew. So I killed them off. But guess what? They both came back! So that's what I spent my whole day doing. How about you?
A: Going all the way to there and then going all the way back.[/colorost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!) Needing more sleep since before 2003 |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: So what is a short vacation?
A: I missed the train, now I have to find another way to get back here.[/colorost_uid0] |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Why are you banging your head agaist the wall?
A: John. Top Hat Man. In the basement.[/colorost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!) Needing more sleep since before 2003 |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: I heard there is a new version of Clue. You guess who is going to duel to the death and where.
A: Chili. Pie. In the Bathroom[/colorost_uid0] |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: *Restuarant Insurance Form* What food items caused your illness, and where, if anywhere, did you feel ill?
A: John. Top Hat Man. In the basement.[/colorost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!) Needing more sleep since before 2003 |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Who did you tie up with duct tape and where?
A: At least they had cable in the basement[/colorost_uid0] |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Didn't you love your attic suite? Quiet, 1800 sq feet, ocean view, mountain view, city view...all amenities but cable...luxuries kitchen, with food supplied...top-notch computer...
A: John. Top Hat Man. In the basement.[/colorost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!) Needing more sleep since before 2003 |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] What's the most pointless (not to mention annoying) answer to this question?
[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Well, it's a recursive acronym. [/colorost_uid0]
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The strength of a civilization is not measured by its ability to wage wars, but rather by its ability to prevent them. - Gene Roddenberry |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Quick! The English prof is coming our way. Say something intellegent-sounding!
(sad but true, I've both said and heard the above Q) A: You were probably expecting, "John. Top Hat Man. In the basement".[/colorost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!) Needing more sleep since before 2003 |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Who's what in the whatment?
A: I distantly remember someone about a mysterious killer...[/colorost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way. |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What do you remember from the unsolved case?
A: I feel the mysterious killer is right under our noses.[/colorost_uid0] |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] I smell trouble.
[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] You can if you use a telescope.[/colorost_uid0]
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The strength of a civilization is not measured by its ability to wage wars, but rather by its ability to prevent them. - Gene Roddenberry |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: I don't see anyone on Mars
A: Ok, enough with the scans doc.[/colorost_uid0] |
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