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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Wanna rent "When Tribbles Attack 3"?
A: This post is here because I thought it would look good here.[/colorost_uid0] |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: That post is not in the script. Please remove it. Why was it there in the first place?
A: Error. No answer availlable.[/colorost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way. |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Can you hear me now? Can you hear me now? CAN YOU FREEKING HEAR ME NOW? HOW ABOUT NOW? WHY ARENT YOU LISTENING TO ME?
A: Because it's in the contract.[/colorost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!) Needing more sleep since before 2003 |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Why would you think you can kill John Sheridan just because you don't like the script?
A: Of [iost_uid0]course[/iost_uid0] I don't want you to get hurt. Will you fight that red dragon now?[/colorost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way. |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q. First you "borrowed" my parachute so you could cut out snowflakes for this "really important" project that I never heard anything more about. Then you neglected to inform me of the Acme anvil perched on top of that ajar door, allegedly left there by a forgetful taya17. Now you hand me an acorn and tell me it's a marvelous weapon that will serve me well in this potentially fatal cave up ahead. Are you [iost_uid0]sure[/iost_uid0] you don't want me to get killed?
A. GAK![/colorost_uid0]
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My 5MV webpages My novel fivers list Yup “There must have been a point in early human history when it was actually advantageous to, when confronted with a difficult task, drop it altogether and go do something more fun, because I do that way too often for it to be anything but instinct.” -- Isto Combs |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Well, it was kinda stupid you thought you could take a red dragon all by yourself. Anyway, when you get over this, I made a [iost_uid0]delicious[/iost_uid0] [color=CCCCCCost_uid0]poisoned[/colorost_uid0] pie for you.
A: He was a :sniff: good kid. [cheerfully]Who wants pie?[/cheerfully][/colorost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way. |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Hey, where is everyone going? ...Hey! Don't leave me here in this cart! I'm not dead! In fact, I think I'll go for a walk now!
A: Close enough.[/colorost_uid0]
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My 5MV webpages My novel fivers list Yup “There must have been a point in early human history when it was actually advantageous to, when confronted with a difficult task, drop it altogether and go do something more fun, because I do that way too often for it to be anything but instinct.” -- Isto Combs |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: You might not be dead, but you're...
A: I'll bite your leg off![/colorost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way. |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: If im dead, how can I be walking here now?
A: An Axe to the head will do the trick[/colorost_uid0] |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: How can we kill John Sheridan today?
A: I dont believe that is physically possible for a human.[/colorost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!) Needing more sleep since before 2003 |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Canyou explain multiple regression to me in plain english, please?
[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Cryptic. Obscure. Looks like the inverse correlation matrix for two variables.[/colorost_uid0] |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: So how would you describe the set for "Death of a Salesmen" so a computer nerd?
A: John Sheridan would have wanted it that way. Just ask him when he comes alive again.[/colorost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!) Needing more sleep since before 2003 |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: So why did we just burn John's body and the ashes in the Well of DOOM!, again?
A: Every closed system strives after a maximum of entropy. So cleaning my room is against my nature.[/colorost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way. |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: cat's mom: i've told you again and again to clean your room, why havent you done it? (I actualy gave that answer to my mom once lol)
A: Maybe you should try a Vulcan.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: I don't know what to eat anymore. I tried meatballs, french fries, macaroni with cheese... Nothing appeals to me.
A: It's not like it's cannibalism.[/colorost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way. |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q[/bost_uid0]: Can't you see that Porthos/chilli jokes are [iost_uid0]wrong[/iost_uid0]? Why would you eat a dog in the first place?
[bost_uid0]A[/bost_uid0]: See Section 9, sub-section 48a, heading 5, paragraph 2.[/colorost_uid0]
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Mason: Luckily we at the Agency use use a high-tech piece of software that will let us spot him instantly via high-res satellite images. Sergeant: You can? That's amazing! Mason: Yes. We call it 'Google Earth'. - Five Minute 24 S1 (it lives, honest!) "Everybody loves pie!" - Spongebob Squarepants |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: How do I open this car door? There's no key!
A: Silly, it's there, just look.[/colorost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!) Needing more sleep since before 2003 |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Um sir we've reached the the coordinates but i dont see the planet anywhere
A: I think its the wrong color[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Captain, we have reached the blue planet which we were looking for. Wait a minute, the blue planet is yellow?
A: Captain, there is a moon we can hide behind so the audience can't laugh at us.[/colorost_uid0] |
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Mr. Tuvok, did I just send Chakotay on an away mission in a shuttle?
A: What we need are questions like, "Why is Sa'ar ignoring me on ICQ?"[/colorost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way. |
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