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10-13-2003, 09:21 PM
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 ost_uid0]Q: What is the main problem with a captain without a crew alone on his ship, before voice-reconigizing computers?A: Kathalina[/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't.  Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way. 
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10-13-2003, 10:12 PM
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My 5MV webpages My novel fivers list Yup “There must have been a point in early human history when it was actually advantageous to, when confronted with a difficult task, drop it altogether and go do something more fun, because I do that way too often for it to be anything but instinct.” -- Isto Combs
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10-14-2003, 12:32 AM
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ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] You just dumped the captain's morning coffee over her head? Tuvok! Why?[b ost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Salvage Works Wonders.[quote ost_uid0="catalina_marina"]A: Easy. Just bomb Minbar.[/quoteost_uid0]Hey! Bloody leave my home planet out of it, will ya! (And NAH-- better run faster!)[/color ost_uid0]
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10-14-2003, 07:19 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: GAH! All I have to use to study for my midterm are these papers I salvaged from Seigfreid and Roy!A: One way to forget everything is to drink a lot of pop and other sugary things.[/color ost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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10-14-2003, 11:05 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: Ignorance is bliss.A: Do you know about a fight, when you are right, but no-one even tries to see it your way?[/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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10-15-2003, 02:22 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: You know that song that goes, "la la da la da da da"? What are the lyrics, eh?A: Midterms are a way to make sure students can write pointless memos on boring subjects when they get older.[/color ost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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10-15-2003, 05:18 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: So what is your conspiracy against midterms?A: I heard they are recalling the dictator on Minbar.[/color ost_uid0]
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10-15-2003, 07:11 AM
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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10-15-2003, 11:56 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: Hey, weren't you fighting for Minbar and it's evil dictator before it got bombed?A: It depends. Did you?[/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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10-16-2003, 12:33 AM
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#1991
10-16-2003, 01:20 AM
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ost_uid0]Q:17! You home planet! Minbar! It's being flooded by so many John Sheridan's drowning in the oceans!A: I REALLY dont think that is possible.[/color ost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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10-16-2003, 04:20 AM
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10-16-2003, 06:22 AM
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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10-16-2003, 05:24 PM
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NeoMatrix\'s Livejournal My Myspace Page 5MV Story Website (Updated: February 16th, 2006)
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#1995
10-16-2003, 05:33 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: Yay! I killed myself a rhymer!A: What the-- Why are there 17 angry Minbari coming at me with baguettes?[/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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10-16-2003, 05:44 PM
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10-16-2003, 09:33 PM
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ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q[/bost_uid0]: Hey, T'pol - I've taken up bird-watching as my new hobby. In fact, right now I'm watching an unusually large pair of boo--[b ost_uid0]A[/bost_uid0]: Careful! You could take someone's eye out with those![/colorost_uid0]
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10-16-2003, 09:37 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: They say there is no spoon, but I found one. Look!A: Just running a couple of tests. Nuclear tests.  [/colorost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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10-16-2003, 10:42 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: Why do all your tests have to blow up and cause massive destruction?A: Today's weather calls for a 50% chance of nuclear showers, with winds from the west at about 20 mph.[/color ost_uid0]
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10-17-2003, 12:52 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: I hear Catalina's doing some nuclear experiments. So what's today's weather going to be like?A: Three Hotdogs, nine fish fingers, and a side order of coleslaw.[/color ost_uid0]
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