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Old 08-13-2003, 06:47 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Do you know what's in that giant bouncing box marked 'Extremely Dangerous?

A: al al al al al al al al aF[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 08-13-2003, 06:51 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] So this is Backwards Christmas Carol World. What do you think?




[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] I've spent wayyy too much time online gaming, it seems...[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 08-13-2003, 07:05 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Um, taya, why do you keep pressing your hand where the words ctrl+shift are written.

A: a magic wand, a tutu, and a little pink tiara[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 08-13-2003, 07:50 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: John Sheridan, what do you think would have improved Legolas's outfit in LOTR? And dont say pizza.


A: I'm Captian Jack Sparrow, and I'm the newest Captian of the Enterprise. I just need someone to explain to me what "technobabble" is.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 08-13-2003, 08:13 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Hey you! Yeah, that cute guy in the corner... who are you?



[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Well, I did put out a call for all angels...[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Chakotay, Why are Harry, Tom and Tuvok wearing distubingly tight PVC jumpsuits?

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Old 08-13-2003, 05:56 PM
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A: You're gonna see your Sheba shimmy shake.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 08-13-2003, 11:01 PM
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A. Because there is no spoon in "team"![/colorost_uid0]
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Old 08-13-2003, 11:23 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: So how come we can bring pizza and pie to the team party, but not pudding and ice cream?


A: Poser! Loser! Dozer! and that was just the first 5 minutes![/colorost_uid0]
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Old 08-14-2003, 01:58 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] If you were given one hour alone with George W. Bush, what would you say to him?





[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Well, SOMEBODY here has been watching too much "Tron"...[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 08-14-2003, 02:51 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Hey Taya, wanna come see my Tron collection?

A: Captain, we have been stopped at this red light for about an hour. There are no cops in this sector.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 08-14-2003, 03:08 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q: [/bost_uid0] Why are you complaining about us stopping by the red giant, Mr Paris?



[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Shalalala, it's so nice to be happy, shalalala...[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 08-14-2003, 03:15 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Taya, you have been nice to me lately. And why have you been so happy?

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Old 08-14-2003, 03:43 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Hello, my name is Will Robinson. Do you have any advice for me?



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Old 08-14-2003, 06:02 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] And then the hydrogen ions are brought across the intermembrane space by the complexes creating a proton gradient across the membrane which results in-- are you following me?



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Old 08-14-2003, 09:42 AM
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A: Yes they will.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 08-14-2003, 09:44 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Come on, Mr President! The people are not going to believe this "weapons of mass destruction" shit... are they?



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Old 08-14-2003, 09:50 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: And so, now this important for the test, a child raised in an enviroment insufficient in stimuli will be a dull, perhaps even intellectually stunted adult. Socially, this individual will...taya, are you even listening to me?


A: Johnny Depp didnt take it, it wasnt up to his standards.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 08-14-2003, 09:53 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] What do you mean you couldn't get any cute guys for the set of our remake of "The Attack of the Mutant Killer Toenail Clippings II"? Huh? Huh?



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