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Q: When did Zuke rear his head?
A: Oh oh.
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!) Needing more sleep since before 2003 |
#5702
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Q: Did you know I'm an Armorshipper?
A: It's covered in foil! |
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Q: Quick, what's happened to the Celestial Temple?
A: When Birnham would doth come to Dunsinane!
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Q: When will a new Lord of the Rings come out?
A: Legs O Lass.
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!) Needing more sleep since before 2003 |
#5705
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Q: Eye of newt, toe of frog...Quick! What's the next ingredient?
A: He's dead, Jim.
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#5706
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Q: Is there anything you can do for my career?
A: Look who's talking |
#5707
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Q: Are you a freakazoid or something?
A: Quite. Well, not quite.
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O to be wafted away From this black aceldama of sorrow; Where the dust of an earthy today Is the earth of a dusty tomorrow! |
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Q: So you're a man?
A: OUCH! That hurt!
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!) Needing more sleep since before 2003 |
#5709
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Q: CRUSHED!
A: MSG'D!
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#5710
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Q: OW, MY SPLEEN!
A: When you fall in a bottomless pit, you die of starvation.
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What further instructions could there be besides, 'Kiss your ass goodbye'? |
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Q: What happens when you fall into a bottomless pit?
A: Leola Root Stew...Yeuch!
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O to be wafted away From this black aceldama of sorrow; Where the dust of an earthy today Is the earth of a dusty tomorrow! |
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Q: So, Porthos, what has Neelix cooked for dinner?
~~ A: Certainly sir. Would you like a little whine with that cheese? ~~Lostoyannaya :wink:
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#5713
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Q: Can you turn up the thermostat? The temperature is currently .00234 degrees too high. My cheese is melting!
A: Uh oh...
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Q: Wait, wait, wait...T'Pol, why is Porthos sat at the Helm? Where's Travis?
~~ A: No. No. And no. But yes. And definately no. (Did I already post that? I'm getting deja vu...) ~~Lostoyannaya :shock:
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Q: Can we resurrect John Lennon?
A: Well, I did have a few gadgets he probably didn't, like a teaspoon and an open mind.
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Q: So....Mister Dent...what is your personal opinion on Zaphod?
~~ A: Smeg. ~~Lostoyannaya :wink:
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#5717
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Q: Lostoyannaya: What four-letter word is abominated in every civilised society?
A: Well, that's a joojooflop.
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O to be wafted away From this black aceldama of sorrow; Where the dust of an earthy today Is the earth of a dusty tomorrow! |
#5718
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Q: What did I just stand in? It doesn't look like a weezle wuzzle...
A: You, sir, are NOT FUNNY! |
#5719
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Q: Did you know that you look like an aubergine?
A: Ninja!
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O to be wafted away From this black aceldama of sorrow; Where the dust of an earthy today Is the earth of a dusty tomorrow! |
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Q: Me and Ginga are what?
A: the pain...
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The Zeke has faltered. You must bring the Restoration...The time of the Reckoning is at hand. It is the end...Or the beginning. The user formerly known as Itachi |
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