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Old 04-10-2006, 10:22 PM
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Q: When did Zuke rear his head?


A: Oh oh.
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Old 04-10-2006, 11:56 PM
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Old 04-11-2006, 01:36 PM
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Q: Quick, what's happened to the Celestial Temple?

A: When Birnham would doth come to Dunsinane!
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Old 04-11-2006, 08:19 PM
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A: Legs O Lass.
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Old 04-11-2006, 10:49 PM
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Q: Eye of newt, toe of frog...Quick! What's the next ingredient?

A: He's dead, Jim.
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Old 04-12-2006, 05:56 PM
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A: Quite. Well, not quite.
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Old 04-12-2006, 09:38 PM
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A: OUCH! That hurt!
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Old 04-15-2006, 02:35 PM
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Old 04-15-2006, 09:16 PM
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A: When you fall in a bottomless pit, you die of starvation.
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Old 04-16-2006, 05:33 PM
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Q: What happens when you fall into a bottomless pit?

A: Leola Root Stew...Yeuch!
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Old 04-16-2006, 07:45 PM
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Q: So, Porthos, what has Neelix cooked for dinner?

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A: Certainly sir. Would you like a little whine with that cheese?

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Old 04-16-2006, 08:39 PM
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Q: Can you turn up the thermostat? The temperature is currently .00234 degrees too high. My cheese is melting!

A: Uh oh...
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Old 04-16-2006, 08:49 PM
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Q: Wait, wait, wait...T'Pol, why is Porthos sat at the Helm? Where's Travis?

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A: No. No. And no. But yes. And definately no.

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Q: Can we resurrect John Lennon?

A: Well, I did have a few gadgets he probably didn't, like a teaspoon and an open mind.
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Old 04-16-2006, 09:12 PM
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Q: Lostoyannaya: What four-letter word is abominated in every civilised society?

A: Well, that's a joojooflop.
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Old 04-17-2006, 07:10 AM
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Old 04-17-2006, 01:27 PM
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Old 04-17-2006, 03:36 PM
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