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#4701
07-23-2005, 04:04 AM
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Q: Bet you can't get any sillier!
A: Dalek!
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#4702
07-23-2005, 04:07 AM
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Q: Are you Robinson Cursue?
A: Sell out.
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine!  (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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#4703
07-23-2005, 12:30 PM
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Q: Have I sold out?
A: Please, Karl is trying to sleep!
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O to be wafted away From this black aceldama of sorrow; Where the dust of an earthy today Is the earth of a dusty tomorrow!
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#4704
07-23-2005, 12:45 PM
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Q: EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE! EXTERMI-GAK!
A: Yes, you cannot!
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-KillerGM Well I guess I'll just live WITHOUT an avatar then!
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#4705
07-23-2005, 01:00 PM
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Q: I can't stop playing marimbas?
A: Wazzman the Wise.
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O to be wafted away From this black aceldama of sorrow; Where the dust of an earthy today Is the earth of a dusty tomorrow!
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#4706
07-24-2005, 12:46 AM
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Q: Who the what?
A: Not un-likely
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-KillerGM Well I guess I'll just live WITHOUT an avatar then!
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#4707
07-24-2005, 11:31 AM
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Q: Did John just die?
A: Under the wallabe.
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O to be wafted away From this black aceldama of sorrow; Where the dust of an earthy today Is the earth of a dusty tomorrow!
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#4708
07-26-2005, 09:10 AM
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Q: Where is the lion?
A: Keeping up with the Joneses
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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#4709
07-26-2005, 02:58 PM
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Q: So what are you doing next Friday?
A: Cleaning the teeth of a crocodile while juggling snowballs through hell with one hand....
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O to be wafted away From this black aceldama of sorrow; Where the dust of an earthy today Is the earth of a dusty tomorrow!
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#4710
07-27-2005, 12:47 AM
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Q: Where were all the politicians lately?
A: I'd have to say no, but you could say yes.
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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#4711
07-27-2005, 03:51 AM
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Q: NoYes? Sushi? All-you-can-eat Calamari?
A: Go to the Ministry of Truth. Do Not Pass Go, Do Not Collect £200.
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O to be wafted away From this black aceldama of sorrow; Where the dust of an earthy today Is the earth of a dusty tomorrow!
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#4712
07-27-2005, 08:19 AM
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Q: Go to the Ministry of Magic. Do not pass The Burrow. Do not collect 46 galleons, 5 sickles and 3 knuts.
A: The answer, sir, is )#@(#*%+@(#*
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The strength of a civilization is not measured by its ability to wage wars, but rather by its ability to prevent them. - Gene Roddenberry
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#4713
07-27-2005, 01:45 PM
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Q: What the *^%*#&?
A: You require root beer!
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-KillerGM Well I guess I'll just live WITHOUT an avatar then!
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#4714
07-27-2005, 02:23 PM
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Q: If Yoda I seek to bribe, bring what, should I?
A: So be it, Jedi!
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O to be wafted away From this black aceldama of sorrow; Where the dust of an earthy today Is the earth of a dusty tomorrow!
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#4715
07-27-2005, 04:56 PM
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Q: I don't wanna join the dark side!
A: Yay! I lose!
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-KillerGM Well I guess I'll just live WITHOUT an avatar then!
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#4716
07-27-2005, 06:38 PM
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Q: You wanna lose? Okay, you lose!
A: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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O to be wafted away From this black aceldama of sorrow; Where the dust of an earthy today Is the earth of a dusty tomorrow!
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#4717
07-27-2005, 09:52 PM
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Q: You said you wanted a coke, but I got you a pepsi instead
A: Turn it on!
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#4718
07-27-2005, 10:34 PM
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Q: How do I make this ship go forward?
A: Well, a wookie, a Klingon and a vampire with a soul walk into a bar...
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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#4719
07-27-2005, 10:43 PM
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Q: would you tell me that joke again, pleaaaassssssssse?
A: I personally would say.....NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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07-27-2005, 10:53 PM
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Q: What would you say if I started telling the joke about a wookie, a Klingon and a vampire with a soul walking into a bar?
A: He said he doesn't want to see it.
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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