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07-07-2005, 03:53 AM
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Q: ?
A: Sure.
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine!  (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003 
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#4642
07-07-2005, 06:06 AM
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Q: Can I come in now?
A: Q.
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#4643
07-07-2005, 07:22 AM
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Q: What letter of the alphabet looks like it's taking a little poo?
A: He beat it to death with a golf club.
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#4644
07-07-2005, 02:52 PM
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Q: What happened to Zuke's goldfish?
A: Little Jim ate it...
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#4645
07-07-2005, 11:00 PM
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Q: What happened to Zuke's goldfish?
A: Because you used that one already, dolt!
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#4646
07-07-2005, 11:18 PM
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Q: Why won't it let me post the question "What happened to Zuke's goldfish?"?
A: I am a stupid 8 ball that does not know the future
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#4647
07-08-2005, 05:38 AM
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Q: What are you?
A: It says, "perhaps"
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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#4648
07-08-2005, 10:12 AM
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Q: Opium, what does your imaginary friend think about all this?
A: Obey it!
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#4649
07-08-2005, 12:42 PM
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Q: Oooh! It's a hyper-killer-space-zombie
A: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaa..........................h
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#4650
07-08-2005, 01:00 PM
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Q: Oooh! It's a hyper-killer-space-zombie
A: Wow. Deja vu.
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#4651
07-08-2005, 01:54 PM
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Q: Oooh! It's a hyper-killer-space-zombie
A: Actually, it's a hyper-killer-mutant-space-zombie...
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#4652
07-08-2005, 09:53 PM
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Q: Let me guess, it's another one of those hyper-killer-space-zombies
A: Shoot two of these up their nose and call me in the morning
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#4653
07-08-2005, 11:11 PM
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Q: Help me, I see hyper-killer-space-zombies everywhere!
A: Because the last time I did that I ended up drunk, hanging with one foot from a building in Timbuktoo.
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#4654
07-08-2005, 11:52 PM
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Q: Why won't you go zombie hunting with me?
A: Since when do Zombies ask questions?
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#4655
07-09-2005, 12:52 AM
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Q: Can I eat your brains?
A: He's really out of it.
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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#4656
07-11-2005, 03:49 PM
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Q: I am a monkey with the cheese of smiting!
A: Well, HE'S dead...
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#4657
07-12-2005, 09:33 AM
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Q: Jim, what's wrong with Crewman Smithatonganmoga?
A: Hey!
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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#4658
07-12-2005, 11:55 AM
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Q: I th..
A: Because you keep interrupting me!
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The strength of a civilization is not measured by its ability to wage wars, but rather by its ability to prevent them. - Gene Roddenberry
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#4659
07-13-2005, 11:09 AM
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Q: Why do you keep interupti....
A: It's really not that way at all.
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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#4660
07-13-2005, 04:08 PM
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Q: Would you say this orbit is more elliptical or circular?
A: Most definitely the second one.
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