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10-12-2004, 05:37 PM
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Q: What are the real weapons of mass destruction?
A: I get this feeling Enterprise will run into Admiral Janeway
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#3343
10-12-2004, 11:15 PM
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Q: Did you hear there's to be a lot of time travel in this Season of Enterprise?
A: I'd seriously doubt it, but you never know, y'know.
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#3344
10-13-2004, 01:06 AM
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Q: I heard that there will be CSI/US Presdential Debate/Canada Party LeaderDebate/Enterprise crossover on Christmas morning...is it true?
A: In a word, skinnamarinky-dinky-dink-skinnamarinky-doo.
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#3345
10-13-2004, 01:54 AM
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Q: How long is this message im sending to John?
A: You want the lightbulb? You can't handle the lightbulb!
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#3346
10-13-2004, 02:27 AM
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Q: Ooo! Is that a lightbulb? Can I have it?
A: Check under the rug, it gets swept under there sometimes.
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#3347
10-13-2004, 06:28 AM
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Q: Where's my car? Have you seen it?
A: No.
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#3348
10-13-2004, 07:58 AM
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Q: Darth Vader: Luke, will you please go find Admiral Janeway?
A: My thoughts exactly
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#3349
10-13-2004, 10:00 PM
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Q: Hey, want some pie?
A: Well... :| pretty much sums it up.
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#3350
10-13-2004, 10:39 PM
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Q: So I heard that Star Trek is to be cancelled, and that everything trek related in the world is to be destroyed. How do you feel about that?
A: It stars Sarah Michelle Gellar!
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#3351
10-14-2004, 12:50 AM
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Q: Why would I want to watch THAT?
A: WHO?
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#3352
10-14-2004, 01:00 AM
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Q: Did you see the episode of Enterprise where Darth Vader asks Luke to bring his Admiral Janeway, but then Captain Braxton stops him by sending Captain Archer to the future against Liuetenant Danials will, only to get thwarted by Fry?
A: I could tell you, but then I would have to kill you then bring you back to life and kill you again.
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#3353
10-14-2004, 03:24 AM
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Q: Can you tell me what John's secret is?
A: :shock:, more or less.
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#3354
10-14-2004, 08:06 AM
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Q: How did you react when you heard that they were bringing in C/G/G/S on CSI?
A: Perhaps if you only knew.
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#3355
10-14-2004, 03:26 PM
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Q: Can you tell me when the world will end?
A: OMG, not this again!
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#3356
10-14-2004, 05:27 PM
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Q: John and TopHatMan were trying to screw in a lightbulb so they could eat their chili pie together, when all of a sudden, 17 thwaped them with a space station. John died, then came back, but was sad because the lightbulb was gone.
A: Did I miss anything?
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#3357
10-14-2004, 09:19 PM
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Q: There you are Smith copy # 5986! We had to fight Neo without you!
A: Who did what now?
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#3358
10-15-2004, 10:50 AM
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Q: Did you hear like that guy who goes out with her whatshername cheated on her with "always-wears-pink" girl, but that she was going out all this time with her punky best friend and that they all ended up in a huge figth over the cheating that went on in Biology class that caused everyone to fail?
A: If you're going to act that way, then you deserve it.
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#3360
10-15-2004, 10:03 PM
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Q: Surgery is the Answer!
A: The trains would meet in 30 minutes
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