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08-03-2004, 08:51 AM
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Q: I am a student of theatre.
A: Is that a movie or something?
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine!  (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003 
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#3042
08-03-2004, 11:26 AM
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Q: Have you seen that anvil that's about to fall on your head?
A: Hehe. Now that you mention it... NO!
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The strength of a civilization is not measured by its ability to wage wars, but rather by its ability to prevent them. - Gene Roddenberry
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#3043
08-03-2004, 02:38 PM
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Q: It looks kinda like you have Oreos in your avatar, doesn't it? ARE those Oreos?
A: They don't have any? Curse you B.Dalton! :x
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My 5MV webpages My novel fivers list Yup “There must have been a point in early human history when it was actually advantageous to, when confronted with a difficult task, drop it altogether and go do something more fun, because I do that way too often for it to be anything but instinct.” -- Isto Combs
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#3044
08-05-2004, 02:18 PM
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Q: All the red opal fruits are gone, so no one has any.
A: It *IS* opal fruits, I say. Starbursts just isn't the same!
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Alexia: You have to laugh, or you'd kill yourself xD Lostoyannaya: Yes. Now take that noose off your neck and get down from the chair. IN THAT ORDER.
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#3046
08-06-2004, 01:00 AM
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Q: What's the "So You Think Alien Nazi's Is A Stupid Idea" complaint line?
A: Snape would like it, I'm sure.
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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#3047
08-06-2004, 01:30 AM
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Q: What do you think of my HP fanfic where Harry gets expelled and Snape gets the dark arts position?
A: Er... I'll get back to you on that.
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#3048
08-06-2004, 04:06 AM
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Q: What did Snape say when Trelwaney asked him out?
A: Erm, no, I'm busy now, but tomorow would be great.
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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#3049
08-06-2004, 04:14 AM
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Q: Hey, I need your help in taking over the world.
A: The Door in the Floor
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#3050
08-06-2004, 08:23 AM
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Q: Where do you think I can find good supplies for canning my fruits to store in my cellar?
A: But Snape is cute in a sort of middle-aged creepy way!
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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#3051
08-06-2004, 05:15 PM
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Q: I don't think it is a good idea for you to date Snape.
A: I hope that the last of the marriage advice you give me
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#3052
08-06-2004, 05:51 PM
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Q: Well,I think you should make her into a nice creamy smoothie!
A: "Leave the newspaper and a box of pizza rolls on my desk by nine,or you're fired!"
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Tarn-Vedra: I just figure I would have a little more credibility and a little more gravitas if you posted too. FiveMinZeke: Yeah, understood. FiveMinZeke: (Oo, I have gravitas?) Tarn-Vedra: Yeah. FiveMinZeke: That does explain why I'm drinking Earl Grey right now.... Tarn-Vedra: Don't forget to tug the front of your shirt, Jean.
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#3053
08-07-2004, 04:49 AM
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Q: What is the new command the Borg give ships they encounter?
A: I think the Borg are trying to get the internet hooked up to all their ships, but they are having a hard time finding someone to install it for them.
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#3054
08-07-2004, 05:37 AM
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Q: Why did the Borg just command me to send over Wesley Crusher?
A: No, I doubt Snape could ever between Crusher and Picard.
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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#3055
08-09-2004, 04:19 PM
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Q: Do you think Snape will be able to find a way to break up this Picard/Crusher 'ship?
A: Doing that will bring chaos to the universe. On second thought, I think it's a great idea. Make it so!
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#3057
08-09-2004, 06:59 PM
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Q: that odd-haired woman said that coffee is tasty.
A: no, that's too scary
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08-09-2004, 08:18 PM
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Q: What about I pair you up with, oh let's see, Alexia?
A: Now I wonder what Nan's mother needs a shotgun for, just because Sa'ar is sleeping over. :roll:
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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#3059
08-09-2004, 08:36 PM
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**THWAPS CAT WITH FRESHLY SHARPENED BAT'LETH** Much better... :wink: Q: Nan's mum bought this ENORMOUS shotgun the other day. A: Funny cat. I laughed all that way to the big shiney Bat'eth.
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Alexia: You have to laugh, or you'd kill yourself xD Lostoyannaya: Yes. Now take that noose off your neck and get down from the chair. IN THAT ORDER.
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#3060
08-09-2004, 09:29 PM
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Q: So what did you think of Oddity?
A: But... But... I didn't do it! It wasn't me! I'm all innocent! Alexia: Good thing it's not a bat'leth then, right? :roll:
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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