Answer --> Question game

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Isn't it obvious?

A: Are you thinking I knew the answer to that before you asked the question?[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: And so then the prof said...



A: It's the Question Answer game![/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What is this game we are playing? I got lost about 10 pages ago.

A: You will find the answer over in One-by-One Story[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Does Odo marry Kira ever? Does John die? Is Chakotay sitting on the keys?



A: Well, for that, you must look in the Group Adaptive Story.[/colorost_uid0]

[NAHTMMM]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Umm, I've forgotten. Why did 17 want to kill me again?




A: Because I can't go for that![/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Why did you stop running for president of 5MV?

A: Nobody will ever notice[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Do you think anyone will realize that the original writing team of Enterprise was replaced with a writing team from Murder She Wrote?


A: Ziiiiing! I guess you cant find a topic to say THAT in![/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Quick, come up with something that requires a new topic.

A: So soon, you dont need a calender to measure it[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: How long does this post take to post?



A: That was a little pointless, but also informative.[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: You are number 1!

A: Smell your feet and eat beets[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What does Dr. Phil recommend for people who have a loss of flexibility?



A: Well, if you wore a pink rose, it would make everything better.[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Everything has gone wrong. My ship blew up, my girlfriend dumped me, and now my favorite florist is dead. What should I do now?

A: Step one: Place finger on button. Step Two: Push Button. Step Three: Hold on.[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: How do explode the Moon?



A: Why did you do THAT?[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: I just read the instruction manual on how to blow up the moon.

A: Step One: Aim. Step Two: Fire. Step 3: Repeat[/colorost_uid0]

[catalina_marina]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: How can I destroy AOL?

A: Because I felt like it.[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Why did you just call Al Gore the "Top Hat Man"?


A: That doesnt make sense, but because you're annoying, I'll pretend it does.[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Where is this Top Man in Hat and Sheridan John?

A: Going by those directions, you want me to make 4 left turn. Wouldn't that put me right back where I was?[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Okay, drive down Second, turn left onto Smith, turn left onto Turnerleaf Avenue. Got that?



A: Well,I can only answer that yes, it is illegal to blow up stuff. For the rest of your question, you will have to ask an expert.[/colorost_uid0]

[NeoMatrix]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Hey Opium, is it illegal to blow stuff up? Also, what does this ticking sound mean?

A: This package is ticking, I wonder if it is a.....[/colorost_uid0]

[Opium]

[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Dont touch that! It's full of pyrotechnics for the Rolling Grandpa's show!



A: Wow. That is SO not hot.[/colorost_uid0]