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10-21-2003, 03:00 AM
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 ost_uid0]Q: So tell me why you outlawed Christmas again?A: Frodo! Frodo! Fro...oh hi.[/color ost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine!  (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003 
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#2043
10-21-2003, 03:57 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: Oh cool, a magic ring. Let me put that on!A: But I saw you at the game last night, not the library.[/color ost_uid0]
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NeoMatrix\'s Livejournal My Myspace Page 5MV Story Website (Updated: February 16th, 2006)
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#2044
10-21-2003, 06:00 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: T'Pol, I spent all night studying about Xindi relations and I am ready to be diplomatic with them. I even missed a water polo match!A: Look, I dont care what your question is, you are still making an offer which I must reciprocate or acknoledge in some way or form![/color ost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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#2046
10-21-2003, 08:07 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: So what does The President's intelligence look like?A: Is that it?[/color ost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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#2047
10-21-2003, 08:45 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: My birthday present for you is the infamous One Ring. I rescued it from some very good people who were trying to destroy it. Now take it. Quick.A: Are you even listening? I said go [i ost_uid0]left[/iost_uid0] at the third corner on the right side of the gym, just after passing the library and before you see the big city at the horizon.[/colorost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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#2049
10-21-2003, 08:57 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: 17, are you aware that you have been repeating yourself for the last three hours?A: Do you mind? I'm trying to watch some nude Minbari here.[/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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#2050
10-21-2003, 09:02 AM
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ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] C and C to Captain Sheridan! The Shadows are attacking! What are we going to do?[Betcha all didn't know he had a [i ost_uid0]rank[/iost_uid0], eh? All of you thought he was a [iost_uid0]redshirt[/iost_uid0], eh?][b ost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Cryptic. Obscure. Looks like a baguette.[/colorost_uid0]
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#2051
10-21-2003, 09:10 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: (Aside to Sa'ar) Do you think we should get her to a doctor? No you're right. We [iost_uid0]should[/iost_uid0] wait a day or two to see if it wears off.A: Shut up. Nude Minbari.[/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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10-21-2003, 09:15 AM
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ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] :censors first X-rated question involving that mutual pleasure ritual that John and Delenn took part in:Ahem. Cat, you're blushing. What did you see in that box? Oh come on, come on, you can tell meee..... [b ost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Cryptic. Obscure. Looks like a baguette.[/colorost_uid0]
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#2053
10-21-2003, 09:22 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: Alright, that's it. I don't care if it wears off. It's getting annoying. Doctor. Now.A: Covered with ice.[/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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#2055
10-21-2003, 09:33 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: She got stuck.A: It's just a rumour. Don't listen to it. Any reason why you're only on ICQ when Sa'ar asks you to?[/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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#2056
10-21-2003, 12:23 PM
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ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] So I heard that 17 got her hands on a five-mile long weapon of mass destruction. Is that true?[b ost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Cryptic. Obscure. Looks like a baguette.Because... no-one else asks me to get on ICQ?[/color ost_uid0]
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#2057
10-21-2003, 12:42 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: :Silence:A: An assassin, but only if he'd do his job. I see. :eyeroll:[/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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#2058
10-21-2003, 07:10 PM
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ost_uid0]Q:What did the Romulans turn Geordi into?A: Cryptic. Obscure. Looks like a *THWAM!* I deserved that.[/color ost_uid0]
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The first run through of any experimental procedure is to identify any potential errors by making them.
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#2059
10-21-2003, 07:57 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: Sa'ar, how would you describe that dog running around without fur, over there?A: Yes, but make sure you kill John.[/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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#2060
10-21-2003, 09:27 PM
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ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q[/bost_uid0]: So, to recap, we'll kill Jonas, Bill Gates, the guy in the Barney suit, and that Sheridan chap.[b ost_uid0]A[/bost_uid0]: The Great Pie of Rassilon[/colorost_uid0]
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Mason: Luckily we at the Agency use use a high-tech piece of software that will let us spot him instantly via high-res satellite images. Sergeant: You can? That's amazing! Mason: Yes. We call it 'Google Earth'. - Five Minute 24 S1 (it lives, honest!) "Everybody loves pie!" - Spongebob Squarepants
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