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Old 10-19-2003, 11:11 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Will you make up your mind please. Did you see a gnome or a goblin?

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Old 10-19-2003, 11:21 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Let's just demand they surrender. It's not like they'd dare to resist.

A: Lots and lots of traps.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Neo, what do you need to get the rats out of the Matrix?

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Old 10-20-2003, 12:12 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]A: We just run forward at the dragon waving our swords and screaming "argh"? What kind of damnfool plan is that?

Q: What red dragon?[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 10-20-2003, 02:50 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Uhm, what happened to the red dragon in this cage?


[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] A pink dolphin.

[quoteost_uid0="Sa'ar Chasm"]Q: What sound did Ivanova's ankle make when the stunt guy landed on it?
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I read in this article JMS wrote that Claudia Christian actually broke her ankle chasing butterflies in her backyard, rather than during filming. I found it rather amusing... ooh butterflies![/colorost_uid0]

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Old 10-20-2003, 04:24 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Dear, your eyes are moving in different directions. What are you looking at?

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Old 10-20-2003, 04:29 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Mother, I'm sorry, but I've blown up Father's White Star again. Shall I go to bed without dinner, then?


[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Whoops.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What word usually precedes hilarity ensuing?

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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] What's the one thing you don't want to do when you're sitting in a lecture with your class tutor sitting three rows behind you?


[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Very Bad Singing.


Lecture.[/colorost_uid0]

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Old 10-20-2003, 04:47 AM
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[color=#000000:post_uid0]Q: What do you get when you stick Sa'ar behind a microphone without music?

A: One for the money, two for the show, three for the lady on the radio.

:( But Websurfing is fine, it seems :P

When's the lecture end?[/color:post_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] John, what did you buy these three nukes which came in the mail today [iost_uid0]for[/iost_uid0]?


[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Paternalism.


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I'll get on soon enough, don't you worry...)[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 10-20-2003, 05:08 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What comes before nosteralism?

A: I'm a star in New York, I'm a star in LA.

(It could have some...briefly, and then I'd get banned for the rest of my natural life. So surfing clean sites during a lecture is fine, but chatting isn't? Well, if you aren't allowed to ask questions I guess you have to amuse yourself somehow *g* )

[quoteost_uid0]I'll get on soon enough, don't you worry...[/quoteost_uid0]

Woo! And there you are.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] So, tell me, what are the perks of being a big burning ball of gas several lightyears from here?


[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] I like the taste of it.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] And what's so interesting about sticking sockets into filled bathtubs?


[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Zi-YAAAH!


(Damn, and here I was hoping your question would be "17, why are you drinking Delenn's blood?")[/colorost_uid0]
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A: And that's the $1 question, buddy.[/colorost_uid0]
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