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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What is your quest? How do you seek it?

A: The holy sock is in the Holy Grail[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 10-06-2003, 03:00 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] So this is the Holy Grail, eh? Good lord! What IS that smell?

[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] It binds to the lac operon and turns it off.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 10-06-2003, 03:05 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: How does a light switch turn off a light?

A: Hey, you are the one that wanted some sugar[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 10-06-2003, 04:34 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: *twitch* Must...have...sweetness...*blink*

A: Black magic woman.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 10-06-2003, 05:01 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Who is after John now?

A: John, don't ever get a Wizard mad at you.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What does he mean, "subtle and quick to anger?

A: ...for thou art crunchy and go well with crackers.[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Thy must eat Peanut butter...

A: But you are the Captain[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 10-06-2003, 08:30 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Chakotay, we need something dramatic to happen and you are the highest ranking crewmember on board who we can miss, so go take a shuttle to that planet.

A: It's just what they tell me to say. I don't know what it all means either.[/colorost_uid0]
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Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium.
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Old 10-06-2003, 08:48 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: President, what do you mean when you say, "Pretzels are the root of all evil"?



A:Yummy, foam-rubber eggs and sandpaper bread![/colorost_uid0]
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Old 10-06-2003, 09:00 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: You can get whatever you want if you sell me your soul.

A: They're all nuts, remember?[/colorost_uid0]
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Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium.
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Old 10-06-2003, 02:09 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: cat, I really don't think we should have come here. See those walnuts, pistachios, and acorns giving me the eye like they're about to string me up? And earlier they were babbling all this paranoid schizophrenic nonsense about "Can't go to sleep, squirrels will eat us. Can't go to sleep, squirrels will eat us" and on and on. What is [iost_uid0]with[/iost_uid0] them, anyhow?

A: The shields protected us spectacularly against their photon torpedoes, miniature black holes, Cosmic Pies of Doom, and even those recordings of Celine Dion that Intelligence believed they might have acquired. However, all that did not stop them from pounding us, because we forgot to make the ship "Ni!"-proof.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 10-06-2003, 03:47 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Yes I [iost_uid0]do[/iost_uid0] understand we're all dead. How did this happen? We have the best shields in all starfleet!

A: I am [iost_uid0]so[/iost_uid0] going to kill that son of a b*tch.[/colorost_uid0]
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Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium.
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Old 10-06-2003, 04:18 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Uh-oh, catalina, looks like that wonky MS-DOS progr*m crashed your computer.

A: It depends. Got any spare giraffes lying around?[/colorost_uid0]
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Anya, Did you know that John is really your lost son?

(GRRR!! Well, the question still works, lol)

A: So the Borg were bored one day, so they decided to start taking over the universe.[/colorost_uid0]

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A: And they didn't live happily ever after because they were dead[/colorost_uid0]

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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Mommy, did Romeo and Juliet live happly ever after?


A: Romeo must die.[/colorost_uid0]
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A: Nobody cares, captain.[/colorost_uid0]
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Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium.
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: I cut down to only 10 cups of coffee a day.

A: We are not going to go near that planet. Sensors say all the inhabitants are hot naked women.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 10-06-2003, 05:42 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Look! An M-class planet! Maybe we can find a plot there!

A: She's a serial monogamist.[/colorost_uid0]
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