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09-19-2003, 03:57 PM
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 ost_uid0]Q: Neelix, what is the Holosimulation Of The Week going to be?A: I would die, but you are making it hard for me.[/color ost_uid0]
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NeoMatrix\'s Livejournal My Myspace Page 5MV Story Website (Updated: February 16th, 2006) 
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#1382
09-19-2003, 04:04 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: Ensign Redshirt, don't leave me! Where are you going?A: Now, all I can do is wait.[/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't.  Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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#1383
09-20-2003, 12:35 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: You've failed at being a bricklayer, an actor, an insurance agent and CEO of Enron. Are you sure the food service industry is your last resort?A: Those last three avalanches were your fault.[/color ost_uid0]
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The first run through of any experimental procedure is to identify any potential errors by making them.
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#1384
09-20-2003, 12:43 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: DON'T SPEAK SO LOUD! WE BARELY MADE IT OUT OF SWITZERLAND LAST YEAR!A: Smell it? I can [i ost_uid0]taste[/iost_uid0] it![/colorost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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#1386
09-20-2003, 01:30 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: What's the official name of the classic mistake that cruel people always make?A: :howls: Saa'aaar![/color ost_uid0]
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The first run through of any experimental procedure is to identify any potential errors by making them.
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#1388
09-20-2003, 06:53 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: What's bigger than a breadbox but smaller than an orchestra?A: Dancing in the street.[/color ost_uid0]
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The first run through of any experimental procedure is to identify any potential errors by making them.
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#1390
09-20-2003, 07:37 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: What show has Sa'ar never seen?A: A feather boa and a hot tub. [quote ost_uid0]What would you like to see Delenn do naked?[/quoteost_uid0]Tease.[/color ost_uid0]
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The first run through of any experimental procedure is to identify any potential errors by making them.
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#1391
09-20-2003, 07:45 AM
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ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] What are two things that taste terrible with Tabasco sauce?[b ost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] A bouquet of roses.[quote ost_uid0="Sa'ar Chasm"][quoteost_uid0]What would you like to see Delenn do naked?[/quoteost_uid0]Tease.[/quote ost_uid0]Tease who? :heh:[/color ost_uid0]
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#1392
09-20-2003, 07:48 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: What are you fishing for?A: Go Voltron Force![/color ost_uid0]
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The first run through of any experimental procedure is to identify any potential errors by making them.
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#1394
09-20-2003, 08:16 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: What do they ship baskets in?A: Because Galileo might make Jupiter explode![/color ost_uid0]
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The first run through of any experimental procedure is to identify any potential errors by making them.
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#1395
09-20-2003, 09:01 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: T'Pol, why cant you just believe in time travel, even though it's illogical?A: The periaktoi's shouldnt be hanging up...[/color ost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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#1396
09-20-2003, 12:26 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: How do you like my new periaktoi's?A: No I [i ost_uid0]don't[/iost_uid0] know who's fault it is you got shot at by 147 angry female Minbari. But I know who's fault it is you survived.[/colorost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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#1397
09-20-2003, 03:30 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: Y'know, 17, a funny thing happened to me on the way over here. I was ambushed by a large number of aliens who fired their guns at me. And all of them were wearing signs that read "Hired By taya17". Got any idea about who might be behind this, hmm? :suspicious:A: And what's wrong with that? You can never have too many bottles of cherry-flavored soda lying about, I always say.[/color ost_uid0]
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My 5MV webpages My novel fivers list Yup “There must have been a point in early human history when it was actually advantageous to, when confronted with a difficult task, drop it altogether and go do something more fun, because I do that way too often for it to be anything but instinct.” -- Isto Combs
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#1398
09-20-2003, 03:36 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: OW! I think I broke my leg when I tripped over a bottle of cherry-flavored soda just a moment ago.A: What do [i ost_uid0]you[/iost_uid0] think you should do?[/colorost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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#1399
09-20-2003, 06:19 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: Please tell me what should I do?A: Why are we answering questions with questions?[/color ost_uid0]
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NeoMatrix\'s Livejournal My Myspace Page 5MV Story Website (Updated: February 16th, 2006)
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#1400
09-20-2003, 06:50 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: Now that we all know the answers before we ask the question, the answer is actually the question, and the question is the answer.A: We are not answering questions, but questioning answers.[/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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