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09-06-2003, 09:53 AM
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 ost_uid0]Q: Who is that person you just ran over?A: She's in a flower arranging club.[/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't.  Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way. 
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09-06-2003, 08:49 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: Q, when you broke up with Janeway, why did you make all of Earth's flowers wither?A: Perhaps the real answer will come out of the closet or office.[/color ost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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#1224
09-07-2003, 07:56 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: Oh man, I love slash. Do you want to know what my two favourite slashings are?A: It is decidedly so.[/color ost_uid0]
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Church: I'm just worried, man, who knows if this stuff is contagious? For all we know Caboose could be next. Wake up tomorrow morning he's throwin' up, runnin' a huge fever, next thing you know he's bleeding out of his eyes 'cause his internal organs are liquifying. And I'm gonna be the one that has to hold his hand while he screams himself to death. That's not gonna be any fun. Caboose: I'm gonna go take a vitamin.
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#1226
09-08-2003, 02:56 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: Are you sick of me talking about John Sheridan?A: I went to the Cargo Bay looking for my tools, but I ended up having pie with Seven[/color ost_uid0]
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NeoMatrix\'s Livejournal My Myspace Page 5MV Story Website (Updated: February 16th, 2006)
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#1227
09-08-2003, 06:08 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: Tuvok, why are grinning so?A: Johnny Depp in POTC as Jack Sparrow is bisexual, and likes strawberry body wash, or maybe just likes to act that way.[/color ost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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09-08-2003, 09:42 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: What was so scary about the Alternate Universe you went to last week?A: That's it! I'm leaving you![/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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#1229
09-08-2003, 01:06 PM
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ost_uid0]Q: My friends say I'm clingy. I'm not clingy am i? where are you going? I'll come too! You're not leaving are you? are you? don't leave! pleeeeeeease don't leave!A: I wanted an apple, but they only had rambutans and lychees, which I'm allergic to.[/color ost_uid0]
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Way in the future on the Starship Enterprise, everybody was sleeping because of Jigglypuff.
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#1230
09-09-2003, 12:29 AM
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ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Captain Barbossa! You look really pissed off. Why?[b ost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0]EFAs are needed for maintaining function & integrity of membrane structures & for synthesis of prostaglandins. The characteristic symptom of EFA deficiency is a scaly dermatitis.[/colorost_uid0]
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#1231
09-09-2003, 12:45 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: Quick! I need a simple thesis statement for my English class paper!A: If you fly into the wings, just hop a train to get to the traveller and you'll be on deck, or strut to the catwalk! ((ah, theatre jargon!))[/color ost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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09-09-2003, 02:33 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: What's the only thing Kosh ever said that made any sense? (Steal from Nan's fiver)A: Still stands the house.[/color ost_uid0]
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The first run through of any experimental procedure is to identify any potential errors by making them.
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#1234
09-09-2003, 03:29 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: Mr Mojo, Voyager is trying to destroy the house by landing on it. What should we do?A: Tom, land this ship on the house and all drinks will be on the house.[/color ost_uid0]
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NeoMatrix\'s Livejournal My Myspace Page 5MV Story Website (Updated: February 16th, 2006)
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#1236
09-09-2003, 08:05 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: Are you sure you want another drink? How much did you have already?A: The trees are shining while the sun builds a nest... Wait, that's not quite right.[/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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#1237
09-09-2003, 08:12 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: I think Pres. Bush isnt the sharpest light in the deck. What do you think?A: Gah! Um, sure, if that's what you think...[/color ost_uid0]
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George Orwell gives meaning to TopHatMan\'s life. Opium, Princess Heroine of Laudanum...Part of The Morphine Party: The Party For Not... Crushing... Me? :shock: Opium. Don\'t take drugs, just read them. Please vote Morphine! (Thanks, Zeke!)Needing more sleep since before 2003
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#1238
09-09-2003, 08:51 AM
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ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Hey guys! I think this nude sculpture of John Sheridan would make a very good centerpiece for our forum! What do you say, Opium?[b ost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Somehow, that was a mental image I did NOT need.[/colorost_uid0]
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#1239
09-09-2003, 09:44 AM
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ost_uid0]Q: That sculpture you were talking about... Why don't we put Quark beside it?A: Run for your life, redshirt. RUN![/color ost_uid0]
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~Bachelor of Science Marijke I'm not the devil, I just work for her. What spoon? There is no spoon. According to Zeke, it's a cat. ~NeoMatrix "Apparently we're on the wrong side. Or the right side if you like winning." ~Spike Sa'ar Chasm: Too far south you hit Belgium. catalina marina: Not in Limburg you don't. Sa'ar Chasm: You do if you go south in the right way.
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#1240
09-09-2003, 12:58 PM
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ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Hey, when it comes to it, I think that the two statues deserve a little accompaniment! Something morbid, perchance? Uh-oh, why are you looking at me like that?[b ost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Initiating the "Getting the Hell Out of Here" maneuver, now![/colorost_uid0]
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