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Old 08-22-2003, 06:38 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Q, why are you wearing a ewok costume?



A: This one time, at space camp, this dude did stuff.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 08-22-2003, 06:43 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What's the strangest thing that's ever happened to you?

A: Lions and tigers and... fluffy pink killer bunny slippers? What's [bost_uid0]wrong[/bost_uid0] with you?[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 08-22-2003, 07:11 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Here's my wishlist for Christmas. What do you think?



[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Kill the buggers! Kill the buggers now![/colorost_uid0]
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Old 08-22-2003, 09:36 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: These preschoolers just painted you a pretty picture! How do you want to thank them?


A: Hence forth, the person and the dog mystery talkers are forbidden from dancing with King Tut.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 08-23-2003, 12:25 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Kosh, for once can't you just say something which makes sense? Please?




[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Please rephrase, in English.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 08-23-2003, 05:10 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Computer..I..need...you...to...target....Khaaaaaaa annnnnn!

A: Computer: You are Captain Janeway. You are on the starship Voyager, not Enterprise. BTW, you are also lost somewhere in the Delta Quadrant.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 08-23-2003, 11:59 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Who am I? Where am I? What do I want? And why do strains of "Where My Heart Will Take Me" keep playing in my head?



[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] I know. It doesn't make sense.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 08-24-2003, 12:12 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Have you heard about the dog that blew up the zoo by barking at a monkey?

A: John Sheridan to the rescue![/colorost_uid0]
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Old 08-24-2003, 11:28 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Orlando Bloom and Johnny Depp arent around, and I need some pizza, pie and pudding. Who can help me?



A: I said," Can you pass the salt". Sheesh.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 08-25-2003, 02:51 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q. WHAT AM I, YOUR PERSONAL SLAVE? I HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING FOR YOU! YOU ARE SO INCOMPETENT, IT'S AMAZING YOU CAN BREATHE! Now what did you want, again?

A. Well duh![/colorost_uid0]
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Old 08-25-2003, 03:42 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Is the High Priest an Omian?

A: Dancing space potatoes? You bet.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 08-25-2003, 04:18 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: Quick, I need some dancing space potatoes. Can you get me some?

A: Captain, I believe we found 3CPO and R2D2. Would you like me to get Engineering to activate them?[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 08-25-2003, 11:20 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What was the scrap metal we just beamed aboard?

A: To boldly fly where no fly has flown before.

Btw, what's 3CPO?[/colorost_uid0]

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Old 08-25-2003, 11:49 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] What was the fly that just flew into John Sheridan's mouth trying to achieve, anyhow?!





[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Get. Out!



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Old 08-25-2003, 11:55 PM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q. Want. To see my. Shatner. Impression?

A. You found [iost_uid0]what[/iost_uid0]? And you [iost_uid0]brought it aboard?[/iost_uid0] Captain to all hands: prepare to abandon ship![/colorost_uid0]
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Old 08-26-2003, 12:01 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Captain, I found a self-replicating copy of [iost_uid0]My Heart Will Go On[/iost_uid0] buried beneath the remains of this ancient civilization! Where do you want me to put it?



[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Tron![/colorost_uid0]
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Old 08-26-2003, 02:02 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: What did Sa'ar catch the last 15 minutes of the other night?

A: It was at the tip of my brain...[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 08-26-2003, 02:24 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Hey, conehead! Where was that Borg implant that we put into you last?



[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] Really, Sa'ar? How interesting![/colorost_uid0]
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Old 08-26-2003, 06:21 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0]Q: ...and she was my most distant cousin on my father's side. Now, on my mother's side...

A: Soon to be a major religion.[/colorost_uid0]
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Old 08-26-2003, 07:06 AM
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[color=#000000ost_uid0][bost_uid0]Q:[/bost_uid0] Sir, I've noticed that you've entered "Ivanova Worship" under "Religious Preference" in this form. What, exactly, is that?



[bost_uid0]A:[/bost_uid0] And away she goes![/colorost_uid0]
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