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Now I've seen everything.
And dammit, Lucas is gonna make a buck off it if it kills him.
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Bestiality fetishists, rejoice.
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go poke out my eyes with a rusty lightsaber.
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Ghaa! My eyes! I must stab out someone else's eyes in revenge!
(This is known as "poking it forward.")
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*put on sunglasses to protect eyes*
Um...ick?
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:? :shock: :evil:
That's just wrong.
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Excuse me while I curse.
Oh my fucking God. :lol:
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BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
I don't think it gets more crazy than that....what's next, tickle-me-palpatine? :mrgreen:
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"Arf!", she said.
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You've seen everything eh? Have you seen a man eat his own face?
Didn't think so. [/obscure and stupid Team America reference] (oh... ick)
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I find your lack of a good reference disturbing
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Gah. Now I am... unclean. Or perhaps that's just the lack of bathing I've done in the past year (I kid, I kid! I had my monthly wash just last week!).
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I went through that phase long, long ago...back when they first came out, when I was around 13 or 14 or so. I don't want the flashbacks to...the terrible high-school years! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
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^ sorry, it's not a joke
The Backstreetboys' return isn't either
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