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Old 02-15-2005, 01:12 AM
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Hello, I have been around your site for a long time (like it!) so I decided to register.

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Old 02-15-2005, 01:20 AM
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This is as good a place as any


Welcome! Glad to have you around!
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Old 02-15-2005, 01:22 AM
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Hello.

Don't mind us. We're all insane.
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Old 02-15-2005, 03:38 AM
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Not everyone here is insane and addicted to pie
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Old 02-15-2005, 11:39 AM
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Pie?



Mmmmm ...
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Old 02-15-2005, 02:30 PM
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I'm not addicted to pie. Just insane.
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Old 02-15-2005, 02:58 PM
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Welcome, young padawan.


Was that suffiently nerdy, d'you think?
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^ Nah. Try something more like this:

Greetings, Earthling!
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Ah, another minion to convert to my power!
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Ah, another minion to convert to my power!
You're power? Ahem, you have no power save as my apprentice! FEEL THE POWER OF THE DAFT SIDE! *prods richardson repeatedly*
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feel the power of the fox side! *Pounces vallium!*
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Old 02-16-2005, 11:38 PM
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(Waves hand) You will keep arguing.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Old 02-16-2005, 11:49 PM
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Don't encourage them, please. If they keep on like this we'll have to go stand in a box.

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feel the power of the fox side! *Pounces vallium!*
??? Who's vallium? Ach well. Feel the power of the TACKY HOLLOW CIRCLES OF LIGHT OF THE MYSTERONS! MWAHAHA!
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Old 02-17-2005, 11:30 PM
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Hey, don't mock the Mysterons! Those guys are cool! Maybe not the best planners in the universe, but they have the whole inscrutable unknowable alien thing going for them, which, let's face it, pretty much no-one else but the Vorlons has.

If you ask me, that Gerry Anderson is some kinda genius.
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Chancellor, soon, very soon, my training will be complete, and I will be the master! *This is what I get for getting that evil genius game!*
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Old 02-18-2005, 03:35 AM
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The lord of the jedi is the witch king?

Talk about mixed priorities....
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Old 02-18-2005, 09:40 PM
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Heck, you don't even want to know what else the Mouth of Sauron gets up to...
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