Five-Minute "Catastrophes in the Vacuity"

by Zeke

Captain's Log: Yep, we're still in the Big Empty. I've started throwing my face.

Tom: Uh oh, a choice!
(52 minutes later)
Tom: Whew, that was a close one.

Zero: ATTACK!
Anbar: *narrowly escapes*
Zero: CURSES!

Captain's Log: Still here. It's big. And empty. And what happened to my face?
(The Anbar drifts along at Ludicrous Speed)

THE END

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This fiver was originally published on April 1, 2018.

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