Five-Minute "The Razing in the Black"

by Zeke

Captain's Log: Yep, we're still in the Big Empty. I've started baking my pants.

Cox: Uh oh, a crisis!
(36 minutes later)
Cox: Whew, that was a close one.

Zero: ATTACK!
Anbar: *narrowly escapes*
Zero: CURSES!

Captain's Log: Still here. It's big. And empty. And what happened to my pants?
(The Anbar drifts along at Ludicrous Speed)

THE END

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This fiver was originally published on April 1, 2018.

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